dirty dan

when a man takes his dick out from an anal cavity and rubs it on his partner, smearing poo on them

Male 1: Dude, I Dirty Dan'd

my girl last night

Male 2: Cool...must have smelled like shit

by DildoJones45 July 12, 2017

Dirty dan dan

A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see

Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan

by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022

no im dirty dan

no im dirty dan

person 1: im dirty dan
person 2: no im dirty dan

by lol ur mom gay123087 August 20, 2021

Dirty Dan Diaz

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!

You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!

by D!nk421 January 12, 2012

Dirty Dan-chez

A variation of the dirty sanchez. Primarily relating to teenage males who leave the engine or "upper lip" of their car dirty or "shitty" when displaying their car to other car nuts.

After noticing that the pictures of Dan's car contained a very dirty engine compartment, we called him "Dirty Dan-chez"

by helldorardo December 26, 2004

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Dirty Dan

Someone who gets pegged while playing FutChamps as they'd rather game then have sex

Did you hear that my bro did a dirty dan last night
He loves fifa more than his gf

by BlackBob69 October 20, 2021