Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.

"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022