fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Epiphany drinking

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance

Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!

by sethisaphilosopher January 2, 2010

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011

Drinking Sprite

Codename for masturbation usually used by guys when girls are present to prevent disturbing them.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hot girl with the g-string on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what I'll be thinking while I'm Drinking Sprite tonight."
Female Aquaintance:*confused look*

by bakergtr June 17, 2012

a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

Drinking games

1. Entertainment for groups of people drinking together.

2. An extremely fun way to get shitfaced.

"So...we bought all this beer...and we have a whole night to ourselves...who's down for some fuckin' Drinking games!?"

by Triginock August 26, 2007

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003