dingleberry

n. - a Klingon near Uranus

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

by Zorra October 4, 2005

Dingleroosters

The little wads of paper that is left on a toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Dude, why didn't you wipe the Dingleroosters off the seat after taking a dump?

by Mark J. Cooper January 15, 2008

dinglekenner

dinglekenner (noun) When a male is a taking a shit and he gets a half chub

Yesterday I was taking a shit and got a dinglekenner.

by sleezy_keezy6969 January 27, 2014

Dinglebear

A large unmanageable dingleberry.

Baxter thought he was dealing with a dingleberry when in fact he unleashed a dinglebear.

by BangkokBobby February 26, 2019

Dingleberry Bolognese

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.

Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

by Nivea_dingleberry scented January 25, 2020

dingleberrie

the ultimate comeback! you can die from this. it's the worst insult you can be called!

Vanessa: You are such a dingleberrie!
Lucinda: * dies *

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)

(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry

by DanteCaash March 26, 2019