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(adj): describes someone of unparalleled retardation to such an extent to present a threat to the psychological, mental, or physical health of others.
by high speed and hooah November 19, 2010
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Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."
by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005
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Dangerously Thin Celebrities

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.
person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.
by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010
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Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
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Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.
"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
by a halfling December 26, 2011
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Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!
by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
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The most dangerous game

A sport akin to tennis in which the players, mounted upon enraged grizzly bears, swat live dynamite across a tennis net as invented and depicted by SMBC artist and writer Zack Weiner. Also known as grizzly-boom tennis.
"I was never the same since that fateful day when I witnessed my father blown to bits in the most dangerous game, his remains nibbled on by his mount."
by The bad man July 23, 2009
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