dillwanker

Dumbass, idiot, retard.

Your boyfriend is such a dillwanker. Where'd you find that moron?

by Ksmackahoe October 22, 2010

dillyding

A very small dick usually found on males named Preston.

I don't want to close my legs because it will hurt my dillyding.

by fumbles14 December 9, 2011

Dillywig

A metal pole attatched atop of an anchored spring

Don't let that dillywig whack you when you walk by

by Mikehawk February 9, 2018

dillwand

A derogatory term used by Dungeons and Dragons enthusiasts to refer to a particularly annoying player, usually one who is playing as a wizard. Not only does "dillwand" refer in a direct sense to a wizard's wand, it insinuates that the person in question is a phallus (i.e., calling someone a penis.)

"You can't cast Magic Missile, dillwand, you've been Silenced."

by Song&Swordz May 29, 2009

Dillydong

Slang for a dildo

Lacie asked me to fuck her tight asshole with her pink Dillydong.

by D-RENT April 16, 2017

dillymungus

When something is MASSIVE. the biggest thing you can comprehend

so I fucked this chick so hard in the ass with my gerthy pork sword when i pulled out she had a dillymungus pink sock

by long pork sword muk succ July 13, 2017

Dillygaggler

A Dillygaggler is someone who is not quite all the ticket!! Someone who you who look at and instantly think to yourself "god he/she is thick as f#@k!"

Jesus wept look at that Dillygaggler over there! I reckon his mother shit him out!!!

Get from me you Dillygaggler

by Pdmsix August 17, 2021