dilena

A person that is better then the best some one who is a sexy beast knows how to keep her man happy

Damn that girl is just like a dilena

by Dill-ee-na December 11, 2016

Hedgehog's dilemma

A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
1
Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
4
Is necessarily cautious

Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019

The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night

Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.

by alexandah November 15, 2010

Dileina

She is the most beautiful girl you'll know, she's really funny she has an amazing personality that you can't find anywhere else. she's caring, cute, hot, awesome, smart, lovable, pretty, incredible, fantastic, weird, amazing, and perfect. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. She makes you feel happy, she has a fun crazy side and a fun lovable side. She's everything a guy could want and more and if you have the chance to be with her treat her like no one matters.

person1: "whos that hottie"
person2: "That's Dileina she is total wifey material"

by joemamaa101 November 17, 2019

Pride/Shame Dilemma

A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.

He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.

"What are you thinking about?"

He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,

"Nothing"

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 17, 2017

bishop's dilemma

bish-uhp's di-lem-uh

n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams

Check out that guy's bishop's dilemma! Oh shit! He got himself in the eye.

by Chris H. & Pip R. March 20, 2007

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011