disasstraction

dis-ass-traction

n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).

Literally a compund word from distraction and ass.

See also: disasstracted

There were way too many disasstractions in my physics lab for me to learn anything.

by K_Dogg March 22, 2007

ditassfend

a suck ass friend.
people you count on who ditch you.
consistently.

Person 1: Heyy your going with me to that party right?
Person 2: Ohh, yeah about that...
Person 1: not again. god, yor such a ditassfend.

by seersh November 9, 2007

Degassed

Degassed (D.G.A.S.'d) is an acronym for "Don't Give a Shit". It refers to a state of being where you stop caring about your problems, usually via drugs or alcohol.

This has been the longest day ever - I can't wait to get off and get degassed.

by djfatben March 1, 2009

disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012

disassonate

to remove someone of their ass

Bill: Where's your ass?
Jill: I have been disassonated

by yeoge August 30, 2019

Dipass

A complete and utter idiot. Not necessarily because of low intelligence but because they’re too much of a lazy fuck to use the brain they’ve been given. Usually ignorant as well because they’re too much of a lazy fuck to learn anything.

Jeezus I hate that dipass, to damn lazy to use his brain for five seconds.

by hidden diamond December 31, 2019

dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.

"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"

by chumps12 March 8, 2021