Metal disability

A Disorder of the brain which causes it's victim to appreciate only Metal.

Tim won free tickets to a Who concert, but due to his metal disability he decided to burn them instead of going.

by Matt Pirtle December 18, 2007

learning disability

A brain abnormality/malfunction one has if/when not writing indexed annuities.

Wow....that monkey who calls himself a stockbroker has a learning disability. He only does stocks and mutual funds.

by tsg sc January 12, 2009

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

digability

ability to move digets or the ability to dig. to search, to find.

Tom has digability goin on.

by Kinglamoni22 August 14, 2007

Mental Disability Defence

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".

He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.

by MM132 September 6, 2012

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

Dickability

Dickability is the innate ability to be a complete dick yet maintain some endearing quality that people love.

Carl has dickability!

by Somewhere in Arizona July 8, 2018