Dictatorship is a form of government where the leader of the country owns all of its citizens and their souls. Dictatorship kicks ass and it works, unlike communism. No hippies, no feminazi's, no bullshit, and if there is, they'll either go to another fucking country or be sentenced to death by firing squad. Depending on your dictator, you can live with peace and tranquility, or live a life of fear, or a live of poverty but either way, you take the shit without any complaining, unless you want to die that is.
I'm going to be a dictator when I grow up, and I'll end poverty...but I'll endorse the death penalty. Dictatorship
by King Of Jing August 1, 2006
Get the Dictatorship mug.A variation of the clout. Basically a backhand, but with a different name. Always done across the face. So called because it's the sort of thing a dictator would do if someone displeased him, before having him fed to his tigers.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.
by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008
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Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
by Fairydurt August 5, 2011
Get the Phone Dictator mug.A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.
by rperazag July 14, 2010
Get the Dictatorshit mug.A form of government that isn't completely a dictatorship, and isn't completely a democracy. It is a strange combination of the two.
by Josh Smith April 9, 2004
Get the dictatocracy mug.A massive dump after which you feel so much lighter and more active that you want to take over the world.
by RavyDavy April 22, 2006
Get the dictatorshit mug.Someone whose actions go against the interests of American corporations, even if they received US government money six months ago.
Not to be confused with a "strong leader of a troubled country", which is someone who is still receiving US government money and using it to butcher the locals.
Not to be confused with a "strong leader of a troubled country", which is someone who is still receiving US government money and using it to butcher the locals.
Saddam Hussein (since 1990 only)
Mullah Mohammed Omar
Slobodan Milosevic (in Kosovo/a, but not in Bosnia)
definitely NOT: Jiang Zemin, Putin, Indonesian presidents, the guy in Uzbekistan, Museveni of Uganda etc etc, who aren't ruthless dictators because they still support US interests and/or are too big to bomb
Mullah Mohammed Omar
Slobodan Milosevic (in Kosovo/a, but not in Bosnia)
definitely NOT: Jiang Zemin, Putin, Indonesian presidents, the guy in Uzbekistan, Museveni of Uganda etc etc, who aren't ruthless dictators because they still support US interests and/or are too big to bomb
by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004
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