dickwhilly

when a man recieves oral sex then puts his penis into his partners ear ^_^

damn look how red mandas ear is bryan must have gave her a dickwhilly again...

by dickwhillymasta March 14, 2010

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

Dickbelly

The underside of one's penis, opposite the dickback.

"Man, I shouldn't of worn my swim trunks. My dickbelly is starting to chafe."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017

dicksicle

mmm...i sucked the dicksicle all night, until "Larry" jakked in my mouth. yum!

Unattractive man: "awww baby...! aww baby...! suck my fuckin dicksicle, ho"
Hot hooker: "suck your own damn dicksicle, foo!"

by hohos April 20, 2003

Dickily

Being a dick, But about a thousand times worse.

Made in a driveway at 2 in the morning high on life.
By RC and AJ And Matt

Jim Stop Being such a dickily

by AJ Steffens And RC January 12, 2008

dicksville notch

The opening where solid waste generally exits the body.

stick it up your dicksville notch!

by blufty November 24, 2007

dickmillion

An excessively large and indefinable number. Usually used to describe a large quantity of things.

I think Luke needs to be taken home, he's had a dickmillion shots of sambuca and is chundering all over the place.

Ali won at Monoply last night, he had all the properties and a dickmillion pounds. We didn't stand a chance.

Have you seen Karin's spare room? There is no room, she keeps a dickmillion shoes in there that she never wears!

by freedaslaves September 9, 2013