dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

Ronald Dickens

Some lonely gay dude who takes everything to heart and asks the dumbest fking questions imaginable, Born into a life of homey gliding with his bro. Has partaken in lots of dick on dick especially in the bathtub. Always says gay shit like "Hey guess what" my house is 5000 Sq Ft cool huh.

Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!

by BrumDumb419 January 16, 2023

dickens

Euphemistic expression for the devil. Used in mild oaths.
Also spelt dickins/Dickens.

What the dickens!
Hurts like the dickens!

by Hazazel September 28, 2006

dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

by Melong January 6, 2009

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

dicktease

a gurl who gets a guy hard and doesnt do anything with him

monica is a dicktease

by sexy, hottie May 13, 2005

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009