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Dicknoise

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio
Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.
by aabke August 11, 2009
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dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason
lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.
by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008
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Dickmobile

1. A surprise insult, out of ones charachter. Derived from the term Book-mobile which traveled between elementry schools in the 1990's giving away books.

2 When an insult is given by an uninvited, or unwelcomed guest in your home, or that of your close friends.
James: What's Will doing here? Hes the biggest ass ever!
Zach: No kidding. Last week he made fun of my hair, and fucked my mom.
Robert: Yeah, I mean, who called the Dickmobile.
by Babyakry January 12, 2011
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Dicknosis

Under the control of good dick. A sexually talented man uses dicknosis to control his partner.
She’s been under Dicknosis since she hooked up with him.
by Lola Manniquin October 31, 2022
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Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
by Sam Merc February 22, 2013
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Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.
She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis
by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015
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dickoaiswine

when someone anoys you
dick-and-aids-swine
you son of a dickoaiswine
by egavas12 December 14, 2017
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