Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickless prick

just a person that has no dick and is an asshole

Guy: your a fucking loser
You: fuck you ya dickless prick

by beatleboy0717 January 19, 2008

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dicklish

The way one speaks with a dick in their mouth.

I need a good bitch no rip no bot. she gotta be hood rich gettin money on the block. but she a freak, she go down like a drop. she only speak dicklish, her mouth full of cock.

by oakkdigg3r September 24, 2009