Dickfished

When someone tricks you into liking them with fake penis nudes

I was dickfished by my last date. His penis was not the one he showed me online.

by MigSchu February 28, 2020

Dickfished

Getting sent dick pics that appear larger than they actually are.

Getting led to think a penis is better than it actually is

I was so excited to see Bob's dick, he has been sending pictures of it for weeks...... It's huge!
Bob pulled down his pants and he was hung like a hamster. 😳😬 I realized that I was dickfished. Damn it Bob.

by YourDadOwesMe July 25, 2020

Dickfished

When a man gets the audacity to send you a picture/video of a dick that isn’t his!

I got dickfished

Similar to being catfished

by Susie Carmichael December 13, 2020

Dickfished

Using various angles to make their dick appear larger than it actually is. Using other people’s dick pics and passing it off as their own.

This dude was really dickfished me, he used someone else’s pics!
I really believed his dick was larger by the angles he was taking his pics from. I’ve been dickfished!

by Mochaloveto April 26, 2021

dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.

Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.

by kenkenobi September 28, 2021

Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.

Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.

by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022