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Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability
Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.
by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008
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Dickmaster

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)
Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005
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Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?
by Falling Down January 14, 2016
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Urban Dicktator

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
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dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.
i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.
by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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