Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

by xp72 April 27, 2023

dykfunctional

That which is functional for dykes (of the lesbian persuasion) where males are considered virtually useless.

Wife kicks husband out, brings in lesbian lover. The two woman have a dykfunctional relationship.

A woman uses a vibrator on another woman - the vibrator is dykfunctional.

Dykfunctional Marriage - a legal union of two women.

Dykfunctional Home - a home with two mommies and no daddy.

by flickertongue April 23, 2011

Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard

Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.

by GoddessGhost November 30, 2018

Correctile Disfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok

Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”

Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021

Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.

Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid

by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003