Dickade

(dick-aid)
a decade of male friendship

Holy shit I just realized we've known each other for a Dickade

by McFap Fap Fap November 18, 2011

Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.

"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"

by Niggar? October 19, 2017

Dickade

1. (noun) The span of time during a male's life between the ages of 20 and 30 (approximately a decade) by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment. It is after this time that a male is at a more mature stage in life, ready for marriage or long-term relationships. They have overcome the need to be reckless and are truly ready to be adults.
2. (noun) A negative term describing a male to acting like they are in their 20s by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment.

1. "That guy is totally stuck in a dickade. He needs to grow up."

2. "What a dickade! He needs to stop partying every night and sleeping around!"

by Morrigan Luchtman November 14, 2018

Dickade

When you make lemonade but use your dick to stir the ingredients together instead of a spoon. Dick flavored lemonade.

after a long workout and needs to be reenergized; Zach would grab a nice big cold glass of dickade freshly made

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

dickblast

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.

That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.

by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021