1. A viscous
chunky substance found on the penis and surrounding area made of sweat,
skin flakes,
stale urine, clothing lint and other particles the penis may come in contact with. The cheese becomes more potent the longer the
male goes without bathing.
2. A person who is in every
way unappealing. They often do not bathe causing a large amount of "cheese" to accumulate around the groin. This person usually comes from a long
line of inbreeding. The Dick Cheese is usually quite stupid and has no social skills, they also feel a unwarranted self righteous, superiority to all around them. They can not preform even the most medial task, and they complain when anything is asked of them. The dick cheese does not get out of
bed until around 2pm due to a need of at least
16 hours sleep per day (this stems from a need to maintain their 50+ lbs over weight physic).
3. Dick Cheese(d) when someones laziness and incompetence completely messes everything up.
1. Holy
hell,
Quinn didn't wash his hands before making my sandwich and now it's covered in dick cheese.
2. The power was shut off because Louis is too much of a dick cheese to got pay the bill.
3. I would ask
Malcolm to go do the shopping but he would just dick cheese it up.