dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
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Dick cheese

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
by dickcheese6969 April 17, 2016
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the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
by goliathancient July 29, 2018
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1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
by xakkun April 02, 2012
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dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006
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Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 16, 2008
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