Dictorious

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

by gentlemanthrash March 7, 2010

Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

dictoral

A word of the dictionary.

From Facebook: "<referencing Ebonics> Hell no! I mean dictoral words, but listening to some mc's I'd never think to use some of the words they use."

by lxpetrik October 19, 2011

digitoromantic

Romantically attracted to toes (digitorum)

"Since Noah came out as digitoromantic, he got together with Tiffany's left big toe"

by lxuisvoeux November 14, 2016

Dicktoramous

1. Having a unusually huge dick.

2. Being so much of a dick head that your new name because dicktoramous

1. Omg he has a dicktoramous

2. Omg look is dicktoramous

by AlexSophia1393 February 28, 2017

Dictor

Big dick. Sleep paralysis. Goat dad. Will steal your wife. Fortune cookie at its best.

Damn Dictor is one hot bitch.

by AnalPancho November 27, 2019