F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

D.I.C.S.

Detective inverstigators and consipiracy service

Turpin and Quinny D.I.C.S. we are here to investigate the death of Woodrow Wilson an we think you're responsible Murphy so fess up now while you still can

by Turpin October 14, 2006

D.I.P.S.

Acronym for Dumbness Induced by Pregnancy Syndrome. A state of forgetfulness, confusion and mental retardation commonly experienced during pregnancy. Other symptoms can include but aren't limitied to - clumsiness, memory loss and difficulty in retaining information or learning new things

"I've got such a hardcore case of D.I.P.S., I tried to unlock somebody else's car in the parking lot."

by Minsun July 21, 2008

D.I.B.S

D.I.B.S is an acronym for Do It Big Syndrome

Look at that stack of benjamins.. you got D.I.B.S

by CRP October 10, 2005

D.I.B.S.

DIBS stands for dick in butthole syndrome. It is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small dick in the butthole. It's a deadly disease.

Woops. Looks like I got D.I.B.S. dude, I got a dick in my asshole!

by Carter Miller July 25, 2007

Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.

Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.

by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024

D.I.L.S

D.I.L.S (Dreaded Itchy Lug Syndrome)

I developed an itchy ear canal, so I used a cotton bud to "waggle" it was so pleasurable it became a habit. It became known as Dreaded itchy lug syndrome (D.I.L.S

by sirgarg August 19, 2020