captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

by hooblunt May 20, 2007

mountain dew live wire

Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.

I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.

by Stormy Spencer October 31, 2003

Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 1, 2005

Dew Bombs

Its when you take Mountain Dew and pour it in mouth( like 1/3 to a half of your mouth), you don't swallow it yet, you keep it in your mouth. You tilt you head back and then pour vodka in your mouth (like a shot or more) and swallow it like a shot. It tastes like all Mountain Dew, its amazing. Seriously, if you do it right, you can only taste the dew, its amazing.

Dude, try these Dew bombs, you can't even taste the vodka.

by Ryan Flynn, Tyler Hartsock, and Todd Cole December 3, 2005

shake the dew off the lily

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

by Roxannaroxanna November 26, 2013

Whiskey Dew Finger

1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.

2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.

Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair May 2, 2016