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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 24, 2008
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desolated

to over indulge in alcoholic beverages to a servere extent.
Lets get absolutely desolated tonight.
by Joe Coulter April 29, 2006
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detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided
I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.
by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007
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internal detonation

When squeezing a spot and all the hall marks of it popping are there, i.e pain and a crunching sensation/noise, but any puss or fluids havent been ejected from the body but have burst under the skin and are still internal.
"I had a well painfull spot the other day, but it didnt burst properly, just internal detonation"
by mmicecream May 9, 2009
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Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.
Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.
by ST3ve? September 20, 2020
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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 23, 2008
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detonate

Dude, I'ma detonate.
by PoopyPoo May 13, 2005
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