Video that features someone (usually female) who badly needs to urinate. Often she's fully clothed. Desperation video lovers find it extremely erotic. It's a fetish. Most of a desperation video is taken up with the subject crossing her legs tightly, holding her crotch, jiggling around outside a bathroom door and huffing & puffing and saying things like, "I gotta pee so bad!" The video's high point comes when she can no longer hold it and wets her pants.
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The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care weather or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You decieve yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.
The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care weather or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You decieve yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.
In being desperate, you deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy when, in reality, it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. You are so desperate for love, attention, and affection, that you resort to lowering your standards. You may even "settle" for an abusive relationship, just for the sake of not being alone. The state of being desperate is a dangerous thing.
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Wanting or needing something so badly that you will do anything, even if its immoral, illegal, degrading, self-humiliating, or in poor taste.
The Yankees were so filled with desperation to win a game that A-Rod actually called out "mine" while running the bases, causing the third basemen of the Blue Jays to miss a 2-out pop fly.
by Dave from BKLN June 23, 2007
Get the desperation mug.The co-worker that seems to try to sleep with any male coworker that gives her any type of attention regardless of any current relationship status. It is extremely obvious and nauseating to everyone but her, even other men. Can be shortened to "Princess D. Vag" or Princess Desperate Vag.
Oh, there goes Princess Desperate Vagina again. God. I keep doing having to do my work and her work, what a hooker.
by vyn September 25, 2012
Get the Princess Desperate Vagina mug.When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.
by moonbaby September 30, 2012
Get the Desperation Goggles mug.A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.
Examples of a Desperate Messenger:
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Vasya
faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:
nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california
seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
Examples of a Desperate Messenger:
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Vasya
faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:
nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california
seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
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