desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 29, 2007

bi-desperate

An individual who is so desperate for someone to be interested in them that they are prepared to go against their sexual preference, if this will lead to sex / a relationship.

Due to overpopulation of male furries, there is a high incidence of bi-desperation.

He's not actually bi, he's just bi-desperate.

by the_ghost_of_cain June 24, 2004

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

Desperate guys on urban dictionary

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid

Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.

The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.

by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008