1. u get a benz when u hit 16
2. u think ur black
3. u say vhat instead of what
3. ur dad owns a convience store or fill-up station
4. uve ever thought twice about computers, engineering, or becoming a doctor
5. ur validictorian
6. youve wanted to have sex your whole life but couldnt find a girl/guy
7. u think ur a pimp
8. u ever said ferrari was going to be your first car
9. ur last name is khan (i jsut knocked out half of pakistan with tht one)
9. u think u can dance (btw for thsoe of u who arent confident in your skills, dont try.. its not a pretty site)
10. have heard 'all u have to do is study' atleast once in ur life
11. u dont kno wat to bubble in for ethnicity on the SAT
2. u think ur black
3. u say vhat instead of what
3. ur dad owns a convience store or fill-up station
4. uve ever thought twice about computers, engineering, or becoming a doctor
5. ur validictorian
6. youve wanted to have sex your whole life but couldnt find a girl/guy
7. u think ur a pimp
8. u ever said ferrari was going to be your first car
9. ur last name is khan (i jsut knocked out half of pakistan with tht one)
9. u think u can dance (btw for thsoe of u who arent confident in your skills, dont try.. its not a pretty site)
10. have heard 'all u have to do is study' atleast once in ur life
11. u dont kno wat to bubble in for ethnicity on the SAT
by husain May 25, 2005
Also often used as urban slang; a more ethnic term for brother or close friend.
It can be considered the Indian equivalent to the “inoffensive” version of the N-word.
It can be considered the Indian equivalent to the “inoffensive” version of the N-word.
by tdh April 12, 2007
In Australian slang, a term for an utter fool or a term of abuse for general idiotic behaviour. Also used to describe someone when inebriated. Derived from the name Desmond which is considered an old fashioned name often ridiculed in the manner of Nigel.
by MarkoGabba October 26, 2006
A moron who nods the head sideways for both 'yes' and 'no'. Usually spends entire life 'saving' or 'planning' for the future without living, partying and doing what his own heart desires. Almost always is amazed at and envious of any non-desi for living their life the way it makes them happy, without noticing how easy it is. Thinks he can advance in life by kissing up.
by Fatih Usta May 24, 2008
1.) Brown people who smell like curry when they sweat(which is almost all the time), also known as Arab wanna-be.
2.) Wild people who imitate the Negros(black people from the hood) by their clothes, style, and music.
3.) Hindu desis love steak!
4.) inventors of 'Gulab Jamen'
2.) Wild people who imitate the Negros(black people from the hood) by their clothes, style, and music.
3.) Hindu desis love steak!
4.) inventors of 'Gulab Jamen'
by Jack Yezhaf November 24, 2005
‘Desi Atheism’, which has its origins from Pakistan, where they mix every religion into one single bowl and equates or cancel out the evils of Islam with Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. and make Islam look perfectly normal, like any other religion.
Note. Desi Atheism has nothing to do with actual ‘Atheism’, which is based on Rationalism, and Skepticism.
Note. Desi Atheism has nothing to do with actual ‘Atheism’, which is based on Rationalism, and Skepticism.
8th fail Desi Atheist with a YouTube channel: “Look Hindus, Sikhs also have this, see I told you all religions are the same”
Person: “Ok, tell me the verse, source”
8th fail Desi Atheist…: *Shares a YouTube link of Zakir Naik commenting on Hinduism*
Person: Understandable, have a nice day.
Person: “Ok, tell me the verse, source”
8th fail Desi Atheist…: *Shares a YouTube link of Zakir Naik commenting on Hinduism*
Person: Understandable, have a nice day.
by The Non Smoker March 23, 2022
An impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged locality or residential area of a city, with a disproportionately large Indian immigrant population.
These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).
Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.
Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)
5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)
These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).
Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.
Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)
5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)
Toronto guy: I'm heading Square One in Mississauga. Wanna tag along?
Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.
Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.
by JimStewart April 14, 2020