Yeetus Deletus

It is the counter to a yeet. It will counter any yeet.

Person 1: "Yeet!" *Throws something across the room

Person 2: "Yeetus Deletus!" Knocks it out the air.

by Meme_Lord467 June 13, 2019

porn deletion syndrome

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.

Porn Deletion Syndrome.

by the_aenima July 19, 2010

Cat delete

Cat delete refers to the removal of the catalytic converter of a car. Removing or bypassing the catalytic converter gives a tiny addition to power, but gives the car a low, growling sound.

Dang, your old Honda Civic sounds like a rice rocket after that cat delete. All it needs now is a huge spoiler, spinners, and LEDs

by Janeazy August 10, 2009

i will delete your kneecaps

if somebody says this to you run

if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps

by non binary frog November 1, 2020

yeetus skeetus deletus

the addition of yeet skeet and detete but with us on the end there fore making it more powerful during meme battles

Battler 1: Ya Yeeet
Battler 2: yeetus skeetus deletus
Referee: Battler 2 Wins!

by ChingyChongy785 November 23, 2019

DEET

DEET is the chemical found in insect repellents. DEET is also called N,N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide, or diethyltoluamide. It is a slightly yellow oil intended to be applied to the skin or to clothing and provides protection against mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, chiggers, leeches and many biting insects. You spray it on your arms and legs and get a few hours of protection. Mosquito bites are itchy and sometimes carry West Nile Virus

Off is the most common brand of DEET.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

deletos

The chips you eat when you need to delete some straight up bullshit online.

His mom posted nudes on Instagram? That family need to hit the convenience store for some deletos.

by wordbyrd May 11, 2016