Filthy, unkept and often odorous vagina found on (or within for that matter) only the most skanky women. Symptoms of a Deertay Vajine include numerous STD's, STI's, and offensive odors resmbling ballsweat.
In addition to its crude nature, to use the term deetray vajine properly, one must exclaim it in a middle eastern/french accent.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'