Denmark 

A place quite often mistaken for being the capital city of Sweden.

Ignorant 1: What is the capital of Sweden?
Ignorant 2: Denmark
Ignorant 1: Oh.

Denmark by Exi13 November 7, 2012

denmark 

They suck at every sport.
They are all racists and their all wannabe Swedes.

"I wish denmark could get off Swedens dick."

denmark by NeggaPlease August 8, 2006

denmark 

A country which is becoming Nazi

A Danish Nazi: All Danes from other origins should back to their countries even if they were born in Denmark.

denmark by anti-racism February 27, 2008

Denmark 

Denmark, officially the Kingdom Of Denmark, is a kingdom in Northern Europe. Danish is the official and primary language spoken there.

Denmark has a low level of corruption.

Denmark by Qorptocx November 1, 2018

denmark 

A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.

Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.

The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.

Only available to blond, white alcoholics.

American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!

American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?

American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?

American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.

denmark by JakeBit June 22, 2016

Denmark 

Denmark is not only a country, it is also a Capital. Of which state? very few people in the world know the exact location of this capital, therefore, it could be the capital of anywhere. The search for this mysterious place is ongoin, but one thing is for sure..Denmark is definitely a capital.

What is the capital of Ohio...Denmark!....Perfecto!
What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!!
What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!

Denmark by Chamaco Loco September 7, 2010

Denmark 

A person who lives in Denmark. A country which has massive social problems, amongst the highest amount of lousy hospital treatments, a very greedy country that never pays compensation to its citizens. The schools in Denmark has been ranked low, and most people leaves the country after finished studying.

Developers of danish mentality; a primitive way of thinking, only found inside the heads of the danish citizens.

Denmark

Denmark by mrhandsomeguy October 4, 2010