Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008

Denim goth

A type of alternative style, a mix between indie and goth. Unlike the pastel goth and the bubble goth, a denim goth may dip between both indie and goth styles and mix. They often mix Gothic footwear, jewelry, make up and various clothing items with denim jackets, floral prints, over sized jumpers and a pair of denim shorts.

Jon: hey sara, you look mismatched today
Sara: it's called Denim goth

by Masternoodle January 20, 2013

denim ripsaw

When your jeans ride up in your crotch, and irritate your taint.

Man, I walked around the mall so much yesterday, I got a denim ripsaw

by lord_jefe May 30, 2006

The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.

Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.

by beaucunt December 11, 2006

Suedey Denims

A style of trouser that resembles denim but feel like suede, similar in style to Chinos.

That dude looks cool in those suedey denims!

by Thejerv June 23, 2011

Denim Sneak

an act in engaging sexual contact while wearing clothing.

I got the denim sneak last night." "What's a denim sneak?" "It's when this chick was feeling and rubbing on my dick without actually going into my pants.

by Mookie Willliams July 19, 2010

denim rage

Seething and/or outbursts of anger caused by wearing uncomfortably tight jeans.

"OMG, I can't even breathe in these jeans. By lunchtime, I'll be lashing out with denim rage."

by Anna LeStache February 11, 2010