by meowneggggggg November 08, 2017
the shittiest computer manufacturing company that will drive you insane. All their computers are shit and u'll eventually get the blue screen when ur computer crashes atleast 2x a week. This loud fucking garbage piece of shit is the laggiest fucking thing u'll ever use. U'll get viruses easily, not be able to play shitty videogames due to the shitty specs and embrace yourself for a fuck load of dust to shoot out from the back vent. It is so shitty that it takes 60 seconds for itunes to load from the moment i connect my ipod. Sometimes it doesn't even recognize ur usb. This shitty fucking company should be charged a fine of $200 for each shitty computer that they sold as a scam and should be trialed in court.
Guy 1: Yeah! I just bought a brand new Dell computer. Time to play battlefield 3 on 1080p HD!!!
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
by Kill Dell April 28, 2013
A derogatory term used to describe someone as a complete bellend, knob-jockey or utter bollocks.
The term is usually applied to social rejects who spend a large amount of time online chatting shit and building themselves up to sound impressive.
The term is also sometimes applied to assholes that also have an unusually small penis
The term is usually applied to social rejects who spend a large amount of time online chatting shit and building themselves up to sound impressive.
The term is also sometimes applied to assholes that also have an unusually small penis
by I touch old people(Detonater) November 25, 2010
by RP123 May 05, 2005
A phrase describing a super cool, smooth, mellow, down to earth, funny, stylish brother that don't take no shit from nobody. He quietly walks in a room and quickly owns it as his style, and grace radiates throughout the room and grabs everyones attention. He loves to laugh and doesn't start shit with anybody but definitely knows how to finish it once it's started! Well mannered fellow that gives the same respect to others that is given to him. Most of the time he's a positive cat who enjoys inspiring other's. Soulful brother who's heavily into the arts...Music, drawing, painting and poetry. Always running with a rhyme in the back of his mind. If he rocks with you then he'll go to hell and back for you but if he doesn't fuck with you then he wouldn't give you the urine out of his urethra to put you out if he walked by and you were on fire. All in all he's a cool classy brother.
Boy that Dell really knows how to dress. Dell is a funny guy but at the same time very serious as well.
by Naypalm1080 August 04, 2017
Just that slut that works at the Slut Bucket on the corner. Anyways, she's hilarious but sometimes she's oh so slutty. She pulls off braces and is just fab
by teenlaqueefa October 29, 2013
by most honest person April 05, 2011