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Jake Delhomme

The name for the point in time that a quarterback chokes and throws an interception, usually happening at the most crucial point in the game. Can accurately be compared to Peyton Manning's interception costing the Colts Super Bowl XLIV.
Mark: Man, Peyton Manning really choked on that pass, he just threw the game away.

Tom: Yeah, he totally just pulled a Jake Delhomme on everybody.
by AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken99 February 7, 2010
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delco minute

A delco minute is the term used for the period of time from January 10th-February 1st every calendar year in Delaware County. In contrast to the popular term new york minute, a delco minute lasts much longer than a minute; for some, it seems to last a lifetime. The delco minute is the time period each winter when 8th graders throughout Delaware County are faced with the difficult choice of deciding which high school in the county to attend. For some, family finances dictate a need for public school. But for many other young people throughout the county, they must decide before the end of a delco minute whether or not to disgrace themselves by enrolling at an inter-ac school the next fall, or going the pure route of a Catholic Education. The delco minute ends when parents submit a deposit to a local private school, or fill out the paper work for public school. the months leading up to a delco minute can be very stressful for some; St. Joseph's Prep has become increasingly selective in recent years, and now rejects most applicants. This means that some kids are forced after January 10th to consider enrolling at inferior schools, such as Malvern Prep or Monsignor Bonner. When a student who could not get into the The Prep enrolls at Malvern, he is subsequently termed a J Crew Catholic.
It is January 10th, and I have received all my high school acceptance letters. The delco minute has formally begun, now I have to spend the rest of the month determining if I want to wear an inter-ac tuxedo or a delco tuxedo for the next four years. Since I am a Hohenzollern fascist, I think I will enroll at the Haverford School and try to get plowed in the ass for the next four years.
by boss hamilton October 24, 2011
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Phase of transition between a chonk sized cat and a normal sized cat. It usually implies a diet given by the cat's vet.

(Word from r/chonkers)
Oh lawd, my superchonker is losing weight and getting healthy under a vet's care. He is in dechonkification.
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Decho

Decho is a guy who hates Chinese people even though he is Chinese himself.
He is a Decho.
by Imchinesse23234 March 14, 2023
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delco cooler

A plastic bag used to carry alcoholic beverages, most commonly used at Dartys or large drinking events/holidays
“What are you gonna carry your drinks in for st paddy’s day on Saturday
“Oh I’m prob just gonna use a delco cooler, I have some bags from Giant”
by Sko Birds March 16, 2023
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Victoria Delcheva

Victoria is deeply in love with Tristan but she doesn't want to admit it.
Are you a Victoria Delcheva? Because you are in love with Tristan.
by Jayteeeeee November 28, 2019
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Delphos

The force with which one grips his penus during masterbation.
Man,he had a strong delfose around the fire!
by Rach Tee July 12, 2004
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