Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

Delarpify

Formallly spelled deLARPify: the process of slowly (or again - see larpified - quickly if you're really good) de-mindfucking a person so they no longer believe they are vampires, elves, ents or other ungothly creatures.

PC and Console 'shootahs' make a fine instrument to kick the elf out of someone's disturbed psyche.

You bit her neck and actually *drank* some drops of blood? Man, you need to delarpify ASAP!

by Smoking Windmills July 19, 2010

Telarping

The act of texting your best friend, while drunk, and talking about the most random subjects that do not make sense in such detail that you forget what the original subject was in the whole first place.

BFF: "I do not get what the swirly thing is"
Me: "Barber"
BFF: " Oh, thats what I thought"
Me: "Are we really still Telarping?"

by merica eyelee October 17, 2014

decaring

What teachers call it when students join the DECA club and miss school for the competition.

Oh, William, stop decaring! God forbid you guys have a day of school.

by decaring May 9, 2018

Deluring

When you are unattractid to something or someone.

That chicken is deluring.

by Quockey December 23, 2018

Derping

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

by Kat the Scalie December 3, 2020

Dedamping

When a woman’s pussy has been damp with moisture from constant sexual activity and takes a brief pause from sexual activities.

Amber is dedamping from a long weekend at her boyfriend’s.

by Rambone91 May 28, 2023