definately

"definitely," as blogged, emailed, or texted by a complete moron.

"There is definately at least one A in 'definitely.'"

by Curt McGirt July 29, 2007

Definate

(v.) A combination of two words: define (to assign meaning to a word) and defecate (to take a crap). To assign an arbitrary meaning to a word spontaneously; to fabricate a definition on the spot. In other words: to pull a definition out of your ass. Related: defination (n.)

In a melodious harmony, the word "definate" was, in itself, definated to become a defination.

Users at urbandictionary.com definate and submit words everyday for the benefit of the general population.

by the_Langolier December 14, 2008

definantly

The word "Definitely" as used unanimously by the aggregate of illiterate individuals residing in the U.S.

Macs are definantly better than PCs.

by Polytopal June 2, 2008

Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definitely

Use this when talking sarcastically.

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018

definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

by DrSamba March 30, 2010