Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
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"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definitely

Use this when talking sarcastically.

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018

definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

by DrSamba March 30, 2010

Hi-definitely

Equivalent to "I definitely" but said in a manner to reference Hi-Def televisions to vividly emphasize your point.

"Hi-definitely see her breasts popping out of her dress over there"

by Pogue2012 June 13, 2008

Defiantly

When peeps try to spell defenetly but FAIL

IRONY

YOU: defiantly noticed that IRONY
Me: DONT JUDGE ME BUM HOLE

by I am yetched March 31, 2017

definately

The correct spelling of the word "definitely" in an alternate universe. Just like Berenstein bears (previous universe) and Berenstain bears (current universe).

That statement is definately true.
That shirt definately looks eshy.

by ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME? May 21, 2016