Disability

A persons ability to dis.
Dis-ability
Disability

Guy 1: "Dude, that (yellow) shirt looks like a bee crapped all over it."
Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."

by Ur mom..... August 3, 2009

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Durability

When you’re so hard your duro(durability increases)

Damn bro my durability increased by 20 percent

by DURABILITY March 2, 2023

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Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

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The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.

Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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Diffability

A different word for disability for at the end of the day everyone is diffrent.

Mum why is it called Disability. It should be called Diffability for everyones diffrent.

by Freakanator January 15, 2020

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plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

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Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

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