deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
by Mark John Albert November 04, 2007
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Deep Fried Lemonade

The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.
That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld August 31, 2009
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deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
by vizviz June 02, 2007
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Deep Fried Meatball

The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.
Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!

$80 for a deep fried meatball.
by Josh "nut-fitty" May 01, 2008
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deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
by Hines420 April 28, 2016
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Deep Fried Butter

Probably the most american thing ever.

Also known as deep fried heart attack.

Method of suicide.
"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."
by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee February 01, 2017
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Deep Fried Frenz

Originally the title of a song from the MM...FOOD album by MF DOOM, in his fanbase it's used to describe friends that betray, lie, or are all around bad people, referencing the original song being about those very people.
Person 1: One time my old friends all cut me off out of nowhere
Person 2: Damn, you had some deep fried frenz
by Kimawa August 09, 2022
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