A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
by jellyfishstingrayBOOM2 January 27, 2022
Get the Shazzle Dazzlemug. The Razzle Dazzle is a glorious sex act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. First, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. Next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. Finally, after performing the Peter Pan on your woman, you pull out, jizz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her jizz covered body. You then scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE BITCH" and storm out of the room. Its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place...glitter is a bitch to cleanup. Women love to cleanup messes anyways).
I Razzle Dazzled wild Cindy last weekend and she loved it. I temporarily blinded her when I threw glitter in her cum covered eyes and while she was disoriented I tossed glitter around her entire apartment. She had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. The whole experience really brought us closer together.
by TS, JD, T"Horse"E, JL, RG April 20, 2011
Get the Razzle Dazzlemug. A mixed drink; concocted by adding an entire fifth of bacardi rum razz into a full 2 liter pepsi (your choice of diet or regular) and consumed directly from the bottle. recommended time: 15 minutes
by general beckman May 29, 2010
Get the razzle dazzlemug. Origination: “Boom” the sound a gun makes. “Dazzle” your appearance after wearing newly stolen jewelry. Roots stem from 3rd Century B.C. cannon usage by Ctesibius of Alexandria, who utilized the instrument to win the heart of a Greek goddess.
(adj.) A description of the audiovisual impression a firework makes on the human experience.
(n.) An event, occurrence, object, or person of epic importance.
(v.) to astonish or delight.
(adj.) A description of the audiovisual impression a firework makes on the human experience.
(n.) An event, occurrence, object, or person of epic importance.
(v.) to astonish or delight.
by Boom Dazzle Propogator November 3, 2009
Get the Boom Dazzlemug. (1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
The female version of being pussy whipped.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
The female version of being pussy whipped.
(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.
(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008
Get the Dick-dazzledmug. by punkskaitch February 7, 2005
Get the Razzle-dazzlemug. by Harrison Bella Fonte September 6, 2007
Get the dazzle bonedmug.