after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005

Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.

Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

by Kamputer July 20, 2010

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

Daeonna

A female that’s about her shit. If you say one thing to her she on that ass. She has good grades, and people Hate on her quietly because they scared of her. She is sexy but don’t get it twisted.

Damn Daeonna fine but she crazy.

by Melaninbarbii October 21, 2017

Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009

datemate

A gender neutral term to describe your partner before you're engaged or married. Used in place of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend".

"My datemate first asked me out last june, we've been together for almost a year now!"

by whattheheckie February 2, 2014

Dateship

Intimate relations start with dateship. Men tend to want to sail for a while on the dateship while women almost immediately think they are onto the relationship.

“Are they smooth sailing on their dateship or are the seas rough?”

“What direction is this dateship going in?”

by Love Linguist February 21, 2010