A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.
Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.
by JJACK June 14, 2014
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Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017
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Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.
JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
by AJ_legend February 23, 2008
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"Wow, the Dalene in there is always answering questions, lets cheat off her" "That girl is so fun, but she always seem to have something devious on her mind, what a Dalene." "I met this girl, she is awesome, but she pulled a Dalene and tore up every single picture and letter from all my ex's..." "I have a friend who will do anything for me, a Dalene for sure.
by Adrift13420 February 6, 2010
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Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?
clearly not.
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?
clearly not.
by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010
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Get the after-date fart mug.A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.
Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"
Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"
Ted: "3 months"
Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"
Ted: "3 months"
Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
by Kamputer July 20, 2010
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