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Garage Vasectomy

"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"

"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"
by Reedmeister October 20, 2020
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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016
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Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.
'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
by Littlenake October 10, 2020
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Vasectomy sex

Something one looks forward to after they have had enough children
by Mrs T July 18, 2017
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Mexican Vasectomy

What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".
Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together
by danny mcb October 15, 2010
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Buffalo Vasectomy

A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.
Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.

Jason: That works too, but much more painful.
by TommyHarr March 24, 2010
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mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.
did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy
by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011
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