Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
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Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?
by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019
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Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential
DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina
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Get the dasai mug.A girl who has a big heart and an amazing personality. (REALLYYYYY Nice body too). She always wants to help and cheer people up. Many judge her for her unique personality but when you get to know her she's awesome
Alex; Yo did you see Dasmire today
Jordan; Yea! Her body is fire!
Lia; Did you see Dasmire
Layla; I hate her! She is wayyyy more prettier than me I'm so jelly! The boys are all over her!
Jordan; Yea! Her body is fire!
Lia; Did you see Dasmire
Layla; I hate her! She is wayyyy more prettier than me I'm so jelly! The boys are all over her!
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