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Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.
I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.
by Bill Curry January 13, 2009
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Nappetizer

A) Noun. The final alcoholic beverage one consumes before losing consciousness. Usually associated with irrational exuberance and unwarranted confidence. After ingesting a nappetizer, most details of the evening must later be forensically reconstructed with the help of friends, as recall is impaired significantly.

B) Noun. A nightcap.
"Dude, that 7th shot of Jager was totally his nappetizer. What the fuck was he thinking?"

"Hey, baby -- why don't you come inside for a quick nappetizer? Plus we can play Guitar Hero..."
by 3E7H October 8, 2012
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Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*
*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.
by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014
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pappetizer

The act of cutting a larger food item into smaller pieces so a group can consume the remaining food.
Pappy cut the entire leftover pizza into pappetizers and everyone ate the leftovers.
by nimharimasky November 6, 2014
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Happetizer

It's an appetizer laced with anti-depressants.
The party started slow, but really took off after the happetizers were served.
by Steafan September 13, 2014
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fappetizer

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
by his dudliness October 15, 2015
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Fappetizer

I was scrolling through pornhub the other day and their fappetizers really got me started.
by Dr.Toast June 9, 2017
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