Cyber-diction

An addiction to any activity on the internet, games, social media sites ie: Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest,Instagram etc.

the obsessive compulsion to go online and participate in any of the above.

I started reading my email this morning but got sucked into Pinterest for two hours, and after 100 pins I was so close to a thousand I had to keep pinning! It's worse then my compulsion to check My Facebook page every hour. It's another cyber-diction.

by Intelligentwmn July 12, 2014

urban diction

excessive use of invented slang terms, usually sexual and intended to shock or offend, which exist almost exclusively on urbandictionary.com

I wish these kids would stop talking about alabama hot pockets and angry dragons. They're just overusing urban diction in an effort to sound funny.

by sweet_rolls August 25, 2016

Urban dictionaries censorship

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary

Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

urban dictionariality

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

Urban Dictionariality, just like Wikiality, refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system or Urban Dictionary-like, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.

by Jose Luis August 12, 2006

Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded

Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.

by mikeyfire March 31, 2010

hobo diction

A speaking style that generally includes unintelligible shouting, nonsensical word combinations and inappropriate/scary laughing sequences. Hobo diction is generally delivered in a slurred, raspy and vaguely upbeat tone.

He seemed somewhat normal in appearance, but his hobo diction revealed that he wasn't and that it was time for us to change subway cars.

by Jules7575 May 16, 2008

Urban Dictionare

Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.

Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!

by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016