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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
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Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)
Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!
by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025
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Dainting

The act of behaving in a dainty manner.
Working on items that require non-aggressive movement, like sensitive wiring, circuit boards, etc.
Working with items that do not require aggressive interaction, like a keyboard and mouse (particularly on a laptop).
Gardening after a day of dainting on laptops and printers strikes a good fitness balance.
Stop dainting with that napkin and just fold it!
He was dainting across the room to avoid stepping on the cat's toys.
She was dainting on a single macaron, making it last an hour.
by anonymous February 25, 2026
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davining

The act of saying someone's joke after it is said; normally at a louder volume.
you are davining me!
by peanutbutterfucker December 1, 2025
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Umma Dinging

A some-what chavvy term for something unpleasant smelling,and or disgustingly presented
Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging

Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!
by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009
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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.
by Badass Brad December 20, 2022
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