Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."

by HLoVE December 27, 2009

dahmb

1. Extremely stupid
2. Ghey
3. Uneducated; Ignorant
4. Unsophisticated
5. The opposite of "moolie"

Origin: from American English "dumb" but pronounced in the way that certain foreigners pronounce "dumb"

I see dahmb people. They don't even know they're dahmb.

by Moolder December 9, 2008

dahmer

To eat something with voracious enthusiasm, usually after prolonged hunger.

Synonymous with "chow down."

When I get home, I'm going to Dahmer that bag of chips.

Oh, man. Someone Dahmer'd the pizza.

by MikeSnyderMan December 10, 2008

dahmere

A funny, smart and handsome man. He is loyal and respectful.

Omg Dahmere is so cute.

by Larry Dashh July 30, 2019

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Dahmon

Selfless male. Sounds like an oxymoron, but no, it's Dahmon. One of the smartest people I know, most caring, most thoughtful. Words can't express the genius of Dahmon. Willing to do anything for anyone in need. Doesn't break laws, but doesn't pass judgement on those that do. Helps you when you want help, lets you figure it out on your own when you don't want help. A big influence in alot of peoples' lives.

"Dahmon helped me study for a big test... I aced it!" ;)

by élan February 7, 2004

dahmer, to dahmer

to disect, kill, take apart, or mutilate.. derived from Jeffery Dahmer: canniblistic serial killer

"We dahmered a frog today in science class"

by Robb and Cody May 28, 2003