Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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Fuck duck

Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
by Frick boi >:3 May 07, 2019
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Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.
I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!
by davebarr19 August 01, 2015
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two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 04, 2020
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Duck Fuck

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.
"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."
by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022
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