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Defcon

pro-noun; the Def Condition- a measurement scale which determines the realistic level of how def a person, place or thing is.
Shogun Assassin is the greatest martial arts movie ever made, I would rate it a 5/5 on the DefCon scale
by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023
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DEFCON

DEFCONS:

DEFCON 5: Draw the blinds.
DEFCON 4: Don't automatically answer the door.
DEFCON 3: Reduce the lighting.
DEFCON 2: Prepare for possible evacuation.
DEFCON 1: Run.
Going to DEFCON 3!
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
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Defcon Horny1

Gender neutral term for When someone’s level of horiness is at its absolute highest level
I wouldn’t have fucked Sam if I wasn’t at DEFCON Horny1
by Jr DaWilde March 25, 2026
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