DS

Stands for Dual Shit.

A new type of innovating shit created by a greedy gaming company called Nintendo. It's when you are taking a dump and two chunks of shit comes out.

Plays washed down, repetitive and mediocre quality games. Has little or no support from 3rd party developers. Supported by an army of willfully ignorant, retarded and under-developed Dick Sucking Dorksters (DS) who like to get fucked by Nintendo in Doggy Style by paying for the same games rehashed and repackaged over and over for years.

DS fanboys like to think its rival 'PSP' is a failure and and try to pass if off as some universal truth. They discredit, criticise and undermine the PSP everywhere and in every chance they get, like they did on this very site.
Dick sucking DS fanboy: HEY MAN WHAT'CHA DOIN!!1

Someone: I'm playing Locoroco on the PSP

Dick sucking DS fanboy: ROFL TEH KIDDY PORT GAME!!?1 BUT TEH BATTERY IZ DEAD!! OH NOES TEH UMD IZ TEH PHAILZ!! PSP TEH SUXZ0R!!1 YOU R TEH D00MED!!!1 DS TEH KIKZ PSP ASS!!

Someone playing PSP: STFU retard.
by Arkantos August 20, 2006
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abbreviation for done son.

the state of being drunk off your ass.

also can be used as a verb: to DS is to get drunk
"Wow did you see Ben last night?"
"Yeah, he was completely DS"
by geraldine6667 August 21, 2010
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Tom: How's the DS?
Pete: Awesome, Jenny gave me a blowjob last week.
by Kelsobaby June 25, 2009
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DS is an acronym for "Dirty Slut(s)". Often times, these initials are used to create a fictitious name of either another bro or chick friend when referring to 'dirty sluts' in the presence of others, such as your girlfriend, and cannot openly say it.

-A socially acceptable and polite term for women who do not behave as ladies. Cane be used both positively and negatively.
DS for life.

I wanna go to Indochine because i think "Danny Smith" may be there.

DS!

Babe, i gotta go meet my buddy "Dante Simms".

Q: Did you see "Dom Stevens"?

A: Hahaha yeah i sure did, AND his cousin. They were visiting from out of town so they crashed at my place. (Translation: Nig I had a threesome with two fuckin sluttay ass skanks, and i raw-dawgged and came on of of their faces).
by AnaMolaY February 03, 2010
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DS stands for dumb shit thats what the Nintendo DS is.



PSP OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey lets go play with our dumb shit."
by steve April 14, 2005
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Designated Shoulder (to cry on)
usually someone's best friend.
Jennie's boyfriend cheated on her, that little bastard. I guess I'll be the DS...
by ooh la la! April 25, 2010
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A handheld device made by Nintendo for younger kids. If you are over the age of 11 and use the DS you are gay. The DS was designed with double screens because the Japanese could only see half of one screen through their narrow eyes. DS can also be used as a term describing a person stupidity.
1. Dude I bought a DS and after playing it for 2 minutes i stabbed myself because I should have bought a PSP

2. Smart:OMG you bought a DS??
Stupid: Yeah I am such a DS for buying one.

3. NOOB: *walks up to new crowd* Hey guys, you wanna play DS?
1337 Crowd: ...DS?
NOOB: Yeah you can actually touch the screen!!
1337 Crowd: ROFLWAFFLES!! He bought a DS what a NOOB!!! *laughs and continues to play PSP
by PSP06 September 05, 2006
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